Sweded Films: Blog

New Release: Indiana Jones: ROTLA

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:33:38 -0400

Indiana Jones meets Master Chief, plus a kickass soundtrack.

New release: Karate Kid

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Sun, 11 May 2008 19:44:04 -0400

The Swede Brothers have released their 87th swede. Karate Kid in da house!

New Release: Aliens

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:09:50 -0400

Game over man!

Part 1

Part 2

New Release: Snakes on a Plane

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:56:40 -0400

I'm tired of these motherfuckin plates on this motherfuckin table. I think thats how it goes.

(NonSweded) Trapped (in an elevator for 41 hours)

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:11:39 -0400

I figured why not post other stuff while theres a lull in new releases...

Poor guy. I woulda had to pee for sure.

2 New Releases

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:26:40 -0400

I'm back in town and have a couple more new releases to throw at yah. First up is a nice rendition of Armageddon, created by a group of Michael Bay lovers. The second film has convinced me that I don't even need to see There Will Be Blood, because it can't be any better than this.

3 New Releases

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:00:44 -0400

Rock'n'roll kids. I've got 3 new ones for yah. Here is an excellent rendition of Top Gun, a super short rendition of Dune, and an almost too good rendition of Beastmaster (and don't worry, the Top Gun isn't a gay porn):

New Release

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:52:24 -0400

Extra! Extra! Read all about it. We got us a new release boys and girls. Not just a simple release at that. No, here we have a full blown trilogy! In honor of being our first new release, X-Men has been located 5 places on the site. Yes, that's right, it's the swede of the day, in the forums, twice on the films page, and here on the blog. See.. this is the kind of love you get when you release on swededfilms.com! File this one under T for tasty. Enjoy, X-Men:

Its like throwing a party and nobody comes.

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:51:23 -0400

Have you ever made a birthday cake, decorated the house in birthday flair, hired a pony and a clown, and then had no one show up. Not even the birthday person. It happens to me all the time. For instance, swededfilms.com. A hack job I threw together in a matter of hours. Not to say there wasn't blood, sweat and tears involved, though there wasn't. Perhaps its the lack of the 'what' page, which maybe is roughly equal to a pony, that has turned people off. So I will therefore make a solemn oath that I will create and post that 'what' page tonight. In fact, I will probably go scour the web for the dozens of sweded movies I'm still missing. Then, yes then, this party should be bumpin'. Don't forget to enjoy the clown.

Sweded Films (and Movies) Is Officially Launched

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:52:06 -0400

Original Message

We are live people! Theres still a couple pages that aren't done, but hey, you know, whatever. I expect the growth to be phenomenal! Don't you feel just amazing knowing you're gonna be part of something huge. I've posted the original home page here, lest it be forgotten. Live on my friend.

Not sweded, but swedish..

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:56:26 -0500

As this site is in its early stages, I'm ok with the following. Perhaps upon great success, films like these will be hidden in the bowels of the forums and not posted to the blog. But hey, it makes me laugh.

Sweded Films Reaches 3 Members!

nospam@example.com (Admo Montgomery Mills) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:14:57 -0500

The mountain has been tamed.

We did everybody! We have a reached a pivotal number which solidifies us as a legit internet resource. From here on out it is likely that us original 3 will be forgotten, so for now I say kudos to me and the two other people who haven't logged in since they created their accounts. Without a strong foundation, the superstructure that will be swededfilms.com will not be able to grow, or could grow, but would crumble under its own weight.